Wednesday, May 26, 2004
( 9:02 AM ) teahouse
Make Way for Luciano
So last week a friend and I had dinner before a concert at Lincoln Center.
On the wall behind our table was affixed a plaque, which read "Reserved for Luciano Pavarotti."
But the plaque was on the wall between 2 tables. We wondered which table was the one actually reserved for the portly tenor. Was it ours or the one next to ours?
My friend surmised, "They must push the tables together and give him one for each butt cheek."
I thought that was the funniest thing I had heard all night, and promptly laughed so hard I snorted wine through my nose. #