Monday, May 03, 2004
( 9:07 AM ) teahouse
Sometimes We Just Want to be Held
Latey, I've been getting a new kind of spam.
I got an email yesterday with the subject line, "You are for me." There was a photograph of a smiling, underage looking teenage Asian girl, and the following text:
"I am study school, I like to spend time cheerfully even if not all so well, I hompe and trust, that all bad when pass and necessarily nastanet there would be a desire. For more info see attached file."
Today there was another one. The subject line was "I like you," and the girl pictured was naked from the waist up, showing her bare back and glancing over her shoulder seductively.
The message read, "Teahouseblossom, I like to feel protected, to understand, that near to me the man, which both in sex, and in life knows what to do. It is possible to fall in love with such man for ever. For details see the attach. Christy."
Christy, that's so nice that you are looking for a man who will make you feel protected. I'm not sure what I can do about it, but well, uh, that's really sweet of you to share.
And no offense, but I'm not opening your attached file. You're full of viruses, you skanky ho! #