Thursday, May 13, 2004
( 8:07 AM ) teahouse
So I spent yesterday in the doctor's office.
I was in my office minding my own business, when a ceiling tile suddenly fell from above and hit me on the head.
So I went to the hospital. X-rays showed that nothing was broken. I just have a huge bruise on my shoulder.
The doctor couldn't stop laughing. He said, "I'm sorry, but this is the first work-related injury I've seen from a lawyer."
My firm was very nice, provided a car service to and from the doctor, paid for everything. I guess they're afraid I'll sue them since my office appears to be a death trap.
That gives me an idea..I could get a settlement, retire from this job, get set up for life!
I swear, this kind of thing happens only to me. I couldn't even make this stuff up. #