Friday, June 18, 2004
( 9:06 AM ) teahouse
The bottom is falling out of one of the drawers of my cheap Ikea dresser. I've had this dresser for 2 years. It wasn't cheap, but it turned out to be cheap. I hate when that happens.
So the drawer that's falling apart is my underwear drawer. Which means one of two things. Either:
(1) the rest of my clothes in the other drawers are lighter than my underwear; or
(2) my ass has grown over the past couple of years, so slowly that I haven't realized it, and thus my underwear have grown so as to cover its massiveness, and now they collectively weigh more and have broken the dresser.
Ok, option (2) makes no sense, since my size hasn't changed since I was 17, but ahhhhhhhh!!!!! The thought is freaking me out.
Must go running now. #