Friday, June 25, 2004
( 9:30 AM ) teahouse
My friend J went on a first date the other night. Everything was going great until they were on the way home. When the cab dropped her off, he turned to her and told her she owed him $3.25 for cab fare.
Another friend M has been seeing a guy who lives in upstate New York. She spent $300 on a plane ticket to go up and visit him for a long weekend.
He took her out to dinner, and said, "I'll get dinner if you get dessert." After dinner, they drove to a sweet shop for coffee and pie. When the check came (a grand total of $9.82) she realized that she'd left her purse in the car.
He made her walk back to the car through the rain to get her purse, saying, "Well, we agreed that YOU would pay for dessert."
This Can't Be Real
If it is, this poor, poor woman. #