Monday, June 21, 2004
( 9:17 AM ) teahouse
Saw a New York Mets game on Saturday night. I'd forgotten how crazy the Mets fans can get.
Several overweight guys walk into our row and eased themselves into their seats, huffing and puffing. "Ugh," one of them exclaimed, as he squeezed himself into a seated position. "The seats get smaller every year."
I think I spent all of my life savings buying hot dogs and beers.
We had trouble seeing some of the plays because a guy sitting in front of us kept standing up and giving us a glimpse of his plumber's crack.
Someone shouted, "Get him some spackle!" #