Monday, June 07, 2004

      ( 8:47 AM ) teahouse
Some Guys Get All the Girls

I'm compiling a list of which kinds of guys get all the girls.

1. Male ballet dancers - there's a common misconception that they're all gay. But in fact, they're all quite the ladies' men. Look at Mikhail Baryshnikov and Ethan Stiefel. Be still my beating heart! And besides, isn't the ratio of little boys and little girls in ballet school something like 1 to 100?

2. Male chefs - they're like rock stars. They're all old and fat but have hot young wives. Maybe it's the cooking thing.

3. Drummers - is it me, or is the drummer in the band ALWAYS the hot one?

4. Bartenders - they get a lot of girls. They don't even have to be that cute, just look cute when you're drunk.

5. DJ's - especially if it's Ladies' Night. Just play a cheesy song at a girl's request, and she's yours.

Ok, I can't think of anymore right now. But feel free to add more.



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