Tuesday, November 16, 2004
( 2:02 AM ) teahouse
Ok, things are going better. I got a new cell phone. I had a nice, long, uneventful weekend.
But yes, it's 2 a.m., and yes, I can't sleep.
Here's a new best cure for insomnia: Watch the DVD of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. Turn on the audio commentary.
Listen to the part where Arnold Schwarzenegger goes on for 20 minutes about how he was sooo afraid of looking old and fat in his "naked birth" scene, that he put himself on a strict diet for months and months before filming.
Listen to him talk about his nutrition regimen, his grueling workout schedule, his fear of having fans compare his 57-year-old physique to the one he presented 20 years earlier in the first Terminator movie.
Realize how much he sounds like a crazy old man talking about his new diet and how it will keep him looking 21 forever.
Realize that this man is now the Governor of California.