Friday, December 24, 2004
( 10:55 AM ) teahouse
The Gift of the Magi
It's Christmas Eve. Santa is on his way! The sister arrived from out of town, the presents are all wrapped and shoved under the 2-foot tree, I have the next 5 days off from work. Life is good.
I've decided what to do with the money. I'm going to withdraw it all and take it to Atlantic City. With Papa Trump watching over me, I can't lose!
I'll double my parents' life savings! They'll be thrilled, and they'll declare ME to be their favorite daughter.
It's a friggin' BRILLIANT idea.