Tuesday, January 04, 2005
( 9:30 AM ) teahouse
I'm in grave danger.
Last week, during my firm's weekly dodge ball game, I got hit in the head pretty hard by a vicious, hulking male player from the opposing team, another company. He hit me so hard I saw stars.
He aimed at me and hit me on purpose. And he didn't even come over and apologize to me! And the referee didn't kick him out of the game or penalize his company for unsportsmanlike behavior.
Last night I was playing tennis with some coworkers, and my doubles partner hit me in the back of the head with the tennis ball while serving.
After that, I played much better. I was afraid not to.
With all of this head hitting, I'm afraid I'll end up like Muhammad Ali.
Life is dangerous. I think I should start wearing a helmet at all times.