Thursday, April 28, 2005
( 9:15 AM ) teahouse
I Am Dr. Evil
Last night I stopped by the pet store, and went crazy and bought 5 new fish.
They're now crowding my tiny aquarium with the fish I already had.
I've never really been into furry pets. I'm allergic to both cats (severely) and dogs (slightly). But I do like my fish.
When I was a kid, my parents had a 40-gallon aquarium, and we had African cichlids. They were the best. Highly intelligent, fun to watch.
Now that I have a tiny aquarium in my tiny Manhattan apartment, I don't have room for anything other than the tiny cheap fish - tetras and such.
But someday, when I buy a home, I'm going to have a HUMONGOUS aquarium. One that takes up a whole room.
You know, one of those like the bad guys in James Bond movies always have, full of sharks and piranhas and stuff. #