Tuesday, April 26, 2005
( 8:59 AM ) teahouse
Letter to my Coworkers
It has come to my attention that the extra stockings I kept in my desk drawer at work have gone missing.
Now, it may be true that, as the associate in the office next door suggested hopefully, "Maybe they had a run, and someone on the janitorial staff kindly threw them away for you."
However, I suspect that the most likely scenario is, as the secretary outside my office suggested, "Your stockings are probably being auctioned on Ebay right now."
Wherever they are, I hope they are bringing someone deep and true happiness. #