Tuesday, May 03, 2005
( 12:18 AM ) teahouse
Oh Baby Just You Shut Your Mouth
Lori's post from yesterday reminded me of one night when I was in law school, and a girl hit on me.
I was with my then-boyfriend in a seedy dive bar, playing pool. This girl came up to us, and said to my boyfriend, "Your girl is HOTTT!!"
He said, "Er, thank you," and she winked at me.
Then she sidled along the pool table, her eyes never leaving me until she had walked over to the other end of the room, where the jukebox was.
She put some money in and punched the keys, and a minute later, I heard "China Girl" on the jukebox.
She danced over to me and started to sway to the music, inching closer and closer, her eyes closed, her mouth halfway open.
"Hey," she muttered.
All I could think to say back to her was, "I'm not from China." #