Tuesday, August 02, 2005
( 9:08 AM ) teahouse
International and Exotic
I'm going on vacation and entertaining parents for the next couple of weeks. So I'll be offline for a while.
In the meantime, amuse yourselves with this story, and I'll see you guys closer to the end of August!
The Boy and I were walking through Times Square the other day, and we passed Flash Dancers, a, er, gentleman's club.
There was a sign on the door that made laugh so hard, I made the Boy take a photo with his camera phone.
Apparently, Flash Dancers is expanding into international cuisine.
I thought that men who visited strip clubs just stuck to the basics, foodwise.
You know, chicken wings, mozzarella sticks, maybe burgers. The food isn't exactly the main focus of the visit.
The Boy said, "Being a sushi chef at Flash Dancers would be pretty hazardous. Too many distractions when you're holding a sharp knife!"
Then he cracked us both up imitating a guy slicing sushi, getting distracted by the dancing naked women, and then cutting off his hand. "Ahhhhh!!!"
That would be some OSHA claim, wouldn't it? #