Monday, February 06, 2006
( 12:02 AM ) teahouse
The Blind Leading the Blind
Well, posting of my vacation photos has been delayed, pending my ongoing search for my camera battery. I think I packed it in the Boy's suitcase on the trip back.
Yesterday I went to a Superbowl party.
Well, it was hardly a party. I got together with 2 female coworkers. All 3 of our boyfriends happened to be out of town, so we decided to hang out together and watch the football game.
There should have been at least one guy there. The three of us had no idea what was going on.
Here were actual things said during the course of the evening:
"Yay, they scored a touchdown! Wait, why did the other team grab the ball and run the other way with it?"
"Who do you think has prettier color uniforms? The Steelers or the Seahawks?"
"So when the ball goes between the two goal posts, the referees hold their arms up, right?"
"Shouldn't the guy get a penalty for ripping the other guy's helmet off his head?"
(During the halftime show) "Ugh, Mick Jagger looks totally emaciated for a guy who's pushing 70! Do you think he's on heroin? He's got total toothpick legs!"
"Aww, look at the Steelers' coach. He's crying. Isn't that sweet?"
"That player really needs a haircut." #