Thursday, March 23, 2006
( 9:18 AM ) teahouse
I'll Take a Burger and a Side Order of Shut The F#$%$# Up!
I rarely watch reality tv, but I've become addicted to this show.
Geez, people who want to be professional chefs are really vicious and backstabbing.
But we knew that anyway. So it's a terrific and entertaining show.
Except for one thing.
It's got this stupid, vapid, brainless hostess.
She's completely useless, and it's not clear to me why she is even in the show.
She's beautiful, but has a constant vacant expression on her face. She reads her lines slowly, clearly off cue cards. She isn't a chef; she isn't a judge. When she opens her mouth, it's like fingernails on a chalkboard.
She mispronounces French and Italian names. Her lines are unbelievably dumb. Typical things she says are:
"Ladies and gentlemen: Please follow me into the kitchen."
"Judge X, what did you think of Fred's dish? What about Mary's? What about Jane's?"
"You have 60 minutes. Begin!"
"You have been eliminated. Please pack your knives and go."
Ugh..last night I couldn't, for the life of me, figure out how she got picked to host this show.
Then I look on the internet and realized why:
She's Billy Joel's 25-year-old trophy wife. #