Wednesday, March 15, 2006
( 12:04 AM ) teahouse
You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings
I hate when I have sudden unplanned flatulence while exercising.
For example, a random fart that escapes while I'm stretching during tae kwon do class.
I cover that up by yelling, "Kihap!!" really loudly and pretending I'm practicing a punch.
Or for example, when I'm running across the tennis court trying to hit the ball, and I let one rip inadvertently.
I look over my shoulder and see my little skirt flying up as the wind escapes.
I cover that up by letting loose a Monica Seles-type grunt as I hit the ball. Then people think I'm really into the game. #