Wednesday, July 12, 2006

      ( 7:07 AM ) teahouse

To the asshole small-town cop who gave me a totally bogus ticket for "partially obstructed license plate" while I was commuting to work - I hate you, and I hate your state.

I know you targeted me because my license showed I'm from New York City, and you think this rich big-city girl should pay for a couple of bricks in the new parking garage you're building in your blighted, piece-of-shit town.

And I know you felt a rush of power over me, you little worm, with your scraggly barely-there attempt at a mustache. Have you been trying to grow that since you graduated from the police academy, bad boy?

You probably got rejected by an Asian girl in high school, didn't you? So that's why you felt the need to terrorize me when I couldn't find my car registration 10 seconds after you pulled me over, because my hands were shaking so badly from not having a clue as to why a cop would be randomly pulling me over in the middle of the day.

I hope you fall face-down into a patch of poison ivy.



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