( 4:17 PM ) teahouse
Ughhhhhhh
I came home from work early today. I seem to have caught a nasty stomach bug.
It hit me all of a sudden at work this morning..I was sitting at my desk minding my own business, when suddently, I had to run to the ladies room!!!
I sprinted down the hall, but...Unfortunately..well, I don't know how to put this delicately, but...
I didn't make it.
To put it indelicately...
I crapped my pants.
There. I've said it.
Not so bad, to get it out in the open.
I spent a few minutes cleaning up in the ladies room. And then I went outside, thinking it was over.
Minutes later, it still wasn't over. But this time, I felt nauseous and dizzy, and I felt the urge again. But this time I DID make it to the ladies room.
That's when I decided to go home.
Have you ever tried to do a 1.5 hour commute home in the middle of the day in the pouring rain (on a NON-express train) when you've got the runs?
No fun. It's like jumping from one lily pad to the next. Or swinging from one vine to the next. You have to time it perfectly. As I learned today.
As it was, I barely made it. Curse my unreasonably long commute!!
First, I was speeding down the road in my car to the train station.
Second, while on the train, I got a seat near the bathroom.
Thankfully, I made it home to my own bathroom before I felt the urge again.
This whole story would be really funny if my butt wasn't on fire and my head didn't feel like it was going to explode.
I'm going to bed now.
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