Thursday, April 12, 2007
( 6:56 AM ) teahouse
Working in the Burbs - Part Cinq
Sorry I've been kind of missing in action this week.
I have no excuse, except that the job has been really hectic.
I've been getting so little sleep, and feeling so out of it, that yesterday morning during the train ride to the office, I spilled coffee all over myself but didn't realize it for about 5 minutes.
I kind of dozed off, and the cup in my hand tipped over, but I was oblivious to what was happening.
Then I woke up thinking, "Hmm..my legs and butt feel warm. Is there some kind of heater in this seat?"
Then I looked down and saw that there was coffee all over my lap and the seat.
I had to sop it up with my morning newspaper. What a mess!
It was so bad, when I stood up to leave the train, my pants legs were stuck together.
It's the chastity belt of the 21st century.
I didn't want to miss my stop, so I ended up waddling towards the train doors, hopping forward like the Easter Bunny. #