Friday, June 08, 2007
( 7:45 AM ) teahouse
I've been out of commission for a few days. I spent them in a legal seminar.
It was one of those events where you're locked up in a hotel conference room in a strange place for many hours straight, and you emerge to find out that the world has gone on without you and you have no idea where you've been or how much time has passed.
Apparently, Paris Hilton went to jail while I was in SeminarLand. When was somebody going to tell me?
On top of that, when we left the seminar last night, there was a 2-hour delay for several people who had parked their cars in the lot next to the hotel.
Someone got shot in that parking lot, so there was police tape everywhere, and no access to the cars.
Everyone had to stand around and watch while they evaluated the crime scene and hauled off the bodies. Pretty gruesome.
I think that would turn me off to legal seminars for life.
Not that I need any additional reasons. #