Wednesday, November 28, 2007

      ( 12:02 AM ) teahouse
I Should Have Known!!

This morning, as I was driving to work, I got stuck behind a car that was going really erratically.

The driver was clearly unfamiliar with the road, or just couldn't drive. The car was going 25 mph in a 40 mph zone. The driver kept hitting the brakes randomly.

The driver (I couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman) almost ran over a couple of pedestrians in a clearly-marked crosswalk.

Then he or she yielded to another driver making a left turn, only to surge ahead suddenly at the last minute and come with a few inches of a collision, prompting an angry and perplexed look from the other driver.

I kept trying to pass this idiot, but I couldn't manage to do it.

Finally, a mile from my office I was able to get into the left lane and pass the car.

I shot an angry look at the driver as I drove past.

OF COURSE it was an Asian woman!! She was elderly, looked confused, and was so short she could barely look over the steering wheel.

Typical!! Everyone knows Asian women can't drive!!

That's why there are schools like this:




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