Thursday, March 27, 2008
( 2:38 PM ) teahouse
Farewell, My Drag Queen
I had a hair and makeup run-through with a highly recommended makeup artist and hairstylist the other night.
"Please don't make me look like a geisha," I begged.
They promised they wouldn't.
But they LIED.
After the session, I met up with the Fiance.
He shuddered and ran away.
Yeah, I pretty much looked like the cross-dressing dude from Farewell My Concubine.
My hair was dramatically upswept, to the point where I looked like a Conehead:
Dear Mr. Makeup artist and Mr. Hairstylist: I know you're all fancy and you do runway models.
But if you're going to pick a character from any of these movies to model, is there any way you could make me look LESS like the drag queen/Conehead, and more like the actual hot Asian woman character?
Thanks in advance for your consideration,