Thursday, March 27, 2008

      ( 2:38 PM ) teahouse
Farewell, My Drag Queen

I had a hair and makeup run-through with a highly recommended makeup artist and hairstylist the other night.

"Please don't make me look like a geisha," I begged.

They promised they wouldn't.

But they LIED.

After the session, I met up with the Fiance.

He shuddered and ran away.

Yeah, I pretty much looked like the cross-dressing dude from Farewell My Concubine.

My hair was dramatically upswept, to the point where I looked like a Conehead:

Dear Mr. Makeup artist and Mr. Hairstylist: I know you're all fancy and you do runway models.

But if you're going to pick a character from any of these movies to model, is there any way you could make me look LESS like the drag queen/Conehead, and more like the actual hot Asian woman character?

Thanks in advance for your consideration,




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THIRTYSOMETHING (!!) year old Asian American New Yorker, lawyer, amateur musician, curious girl taking a bite out of the Big Apple. Don't mess with me - I'm short and I look demure, but I carry a big purse. And I've just embarked on the journey of married life in Manhattan.

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