Friday, June 13, 2008
( 12:02 AM ) teahouse
Overheard on the subway yesterday:
Dumb Rich Teenager 1: Omigawd...it's been like, so hot this week! I can't even stand it!
Dumb Rich Teenager 2: I know!! It's like, in the 90s now. I was like, at my parents' summer house, and the thermometer on the swimming pool said that the water was like, over 100 degrees!
Dumb Rich Teenager 1: Omigawd..isn't that like, above boiling?
Dumb Rich Teenager 2: Omigawd, you're right! We learned that in chemistry! Omigawd...the water was boiling in my swimming pool!
THB (to self): Omigawd, I'm going to stab myself in the head. All that for $100,000 worth of private high school tuition! Messrs. Fahrenheit and Celsius are turning over in their graves. Gahhhh!!! #