Monday, September 15, 2008
( 12:03 AM ) teahouse
In Your Head, In Your Head
Last weekend the Husband and I rented and watched I am Legend.
All I knew about the plot was that it stars Will Smith as the last man in New York City, after the entire population is wiped out by some type of virus.
But why didn't anyone tell me it was a zombie movie?
I was so freaked out by the movie that it gave me nightmares for the rest of the weekend.
I had to go into the office for a couple of hours on Sunday. I was so scared, I made the Husband come with me and check all of the conference rooms for zombies.
Then I turned on all of the lights in the office and opened all of the blinds, to ward off the zombies if they should surprise me while I was drafting my appeal brief.
My firm is encouraging us to be more environmentally friendly by turning off lights where unneeded. But if it's a matter of that or getting my head ripped off by zombies, the choice is clear.
I also had to make sure I finished my work and went home before the sun went down, to be extra safe. Because as everyone knows, zombies are afraid of sun so they come out at dusk.
It made me the most efficient with my billable hours that I've ever been. #