Thursday, October 16, 2008
( 12:03 AM ) teahouse
I bought a couple of new sweaters last weekend.
Yesterday I wore one of my nice new sweaters to work. It was very cute - bright colors, which made me feel optimistic and happy on a cloudy day.
It was also a little form-fitting, which made me feel slightly sexy.
I was walking around smiling and happy, when one of the junior partners saw me, glanced down at my chest for a split second, and then looked up and asked, "Is that a new sweater?"
"Oh, yes!" I said happily. "How could you tell?"
He looked uncomfortable. "Uh, lucky guess!" he said, brightly, and turned and ran away quickly.
Then I went into the ladies room, looked in the mirror and gasped in horror.
There was a little, round "Medium" sticker stuck on the sweater, right over my left nipple. #