Monday, February 02, 2009
( 8:46 AM ) teahouse
What You Don't Know About Women is a Lot
Last Friday I was on my way back to the office from lunch with another female coworker. We were on the elevator going up to our floor.
Sharing the elevator with us were two men who appeared to be in their early 20s. Both wore matching uniforms indicating that they worked for the same delivery company. One pulled a cart with packages on it.
He was talking to the other about his plans for the weekend.
"Yeah, it's my five year anniversary with my girlfriend," he said.
"Wow," said the other one. "So are you going to do something special for her? Get her a present or something?"
"Nah," replied the first one. "It was her birthday 2 weeks ago, and I took her out to dinner for that. So I figure it's ok. I don't have to do anything else."
My coworker and I looked at each other and busted out laughing.
The elevator came to a stop on our floor, and we walked off, still laughing loudly. We tried to stifle our laughs, but we couldn't.
As we looked back and saw the elevator doors close behind us, the last thing we saw were the two guys' puzzled faces.
"Yeah, he's going to be single after this weekend," said my coworker. #