Tuesday, March 31, 2009
( 10:54 PM ) teahouse
The Price of Fame
While leaving work tonight, I had a celebrity sighting - Jimmy Fallon walked right in front of me.
He was dressed very nicely, in a hurry, on his way out of the building and jumping into a limo.
I've always thought he was cute.
But tonight, he looked strange, weirdly pale and slightly androgynous.
In fact, he looked just like the guy from Stone Temple Pilots.
After thinking about this, I've concluded that I shouldn't be so hard on those celebrities.
It can't be fun to be scrutinized every time you're seen anywhere.
And in New York City, where you're never alone, it's even worse!
How would I feel if everytime I went outside, people judged my appearance?
TMZ reports that THB was seen in a diner this morning, and wow..was she scarfing the bacon! She got two cups of coffee with 100% creamer! And somebody was looking kind of hefty..write to us and tell us if you think she should be laying off the fatty foods!
Gawker saw THB running in Central Park today. Ugh, what was with her outfit? The ugliest running shorts we've ever seen! And she only ran a 10 minute mile! Girlfriend, time to get a personal trainer!
People Magazine has shots of THB standing in line at the Food Emporium..and what? She's flipping through Soap Opera Digest! And one of the things we saw in her cart was a pint of Haagen Dazs! Is she drowning her sorrows in ice cream and bad daytime television because she and the Husband are on the rocks?
Entertainment Weekly has an exclusive interview with THB's former secretary! The poor young woman describes THB as "erratic," "moody" and "very demanding..she was always making me work overtime doing really menial tasks like making exhibits for a trial. And I know she was jealous of me because I'm younger and better looking than she is!" More intimate details tonight!
Extra! has a never-before heard interview with a woman who rode the same schoolbus as THB in seventh grade! Among her shocking details? THB must have had plastic surgery. "The girl 's chest was flat as a board in junior high, and I'm positive that's not her real nose!"#