One Track Minds
So here's a summary of my trip, juxtaposed with things my relatives said to me throughout the entirety of it:
We are so happy to see you! It's been so long! And how nice to meet the Husband! He is so tall!
Here, have some delicious food!
So why don't you have a baby yet? What? You've been married for over a year, and you aren't pregnant?
Try some of this:
What's wrong? Don't you want children? You aren't getting any younger! You already got married much later than your cousins did! You're officially crossing into high-risk pregnancy territory! You can't wait much longer!
Eat this; it's great!
You're running out of time! If you don't start trying to get pregnant now, you could have trouble! You don't want a retarded baby, do you?
Why don't you have some more delicious seafood?
Really, I'm sure your father would love to hold a grandchild in his arms before he gets too old! Don't let your parents down!
Try this dish; you'll like it:
So, are you pregnant yet? Why not?
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