Saturday, December 12, 2009
( 11:01 AM ) teahouse
So I got the swine flu vaccination yesterday.
I was at the doctor's office anyway, and the nurse asked me if I wanted it, since they have it available, sent to them for free by the government.
So I said sure, and she did it.
I had to sign a waiver acknowledging that for some recipients of the vaccination, potential side effects include paralysis and death.
"We haven't had any of that happen yet," the nurse assured me, cheerfully, a half second before plunging the needle into my arm.
I felt fine afterwards.
Well, except that I felt very warm, and to cool down, I decided to take a mud bath.
And my belly itched, so I found it very pleasant to lie on the floor and scratch it on the side of the living room sofa.
And when a friend told me a funny joke over the phone, I snorted in laughter.
And I think I might have sprouted a little curly tail out of the back of my pants.
And last night when the Husband and I disagreed on what to have for dinner, I got very indignant and before I knew it, I was yelling, "Squeeeeeeeee!!!! Squeeeeeeeeeee!!! #