Saturday, November 06, 2010

      ( 9:40 AM ) teahouse
Never Mind Breakfast

Dear Mr. grizzled hipster man in the waiting room of the ob/gyn's office,

I know you're probably waiting for your wife or girlfriend, and I'm sure you're bored.

But you do realize that the rest of us can all see you, right?

So if you pick your nose and then use that same finger to tap on the touch screen of your iPhone, it's really gross for the rest of to witness that.

Especially when you keep doing it over and over again. Like you're looking for buried treasure, and then consulting an online source that gives you tips on how to do it.

So please stop, ok? Or at least use a different finger.

Ok, thanks.




At least I pick mine in private.


By Blogger Jannie Funster, at 3:22 PM  

He was digging for gold to pay for the health care bill.

By Blogger Ming the Merciless, at 6:02 PM  

I'm glad you didn't tell us he was eating them, cause you that would have been really sick...in which case no wonder the female in his life was seeing a doctor.

By Blogger ... Paige, at 9:59 PM  

totally know what you are talking about! we have a guy at work that does it all day long! it is the most gross thing ever!

By Blogger Ally, at 2:57 AM  

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