Wednesday, February 09, 2011

      ( 9:07 PM ) teahouse

I've been gathering the most amusing subject lines that I've seen in spam that lands in my Inbox.

Here are some good ones:

Nigerian Prince Seeking Your Urgent Assistance

Money for a Goodly Person of God

Lengthen and Widen Your Tool Forever!!

Congratulations You Have Won Lottery!

The Girls Will Flock To You With Your Large Peni$

Make Her Happy In Bed Tonight and Forever

Alert: Suspicious Activity on Your Account - Reset

Barely Legal Sluts Waiting For You!

But tonight I got the subject line that beats all:

Let Us Help You Recycle Your Soiled Lab Equipment!




I think "Nigerian Prince Seeking Your Urgent Assistance" tops it all :-D :-D
I wish I got funny spam!

By Blogger Len, at 3:45 AM  

Soiled Lab Equipment?!?!? Huh, indeed!

By Blogger Ming the Merciless, at 10:17 AM  

You need a better spam filter!

Lil Sis (to BreakUp Babe)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:41 PM  

It sure is a weird, weird world.


By Blogger Jannie Funster, at 12:57 PM  

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