Friday, June 10, 2011

      ( 11:23 PM ) teahouse
Like a Poopy Baby

Today I ate a chocolate ice cream bar at work.


Unbeknownst to me, a piece of the chocolate fell onto my chair. And I sat on it, and smushed it into my (light-colored) pants.

I walked around the office all afternoon with what looked like a huge poop stain on my butt.

Right before I left the office, I went to the bathroom and chanced to see the huge stain. Arghhh!!

I had to take my pants off in the ladies room and scrub off the stain with soap and water.

Then I put my pants back on, and left the office to take the subway home.

Yes, all afternoon I walked around looking like I'd pooped my pants. Then all night I walked around looking like I'd peed my pants.

Good times.



The most important takeaway from this, however, is that chocolate makes the entire experience worthwhile.

By Anonymous Kabitzin, at 12:06 PM  

Hahahaha..true dat!

By Blogger teahouse, at 12:38 AM  

My good friend D lost a fresh "pad" in the restroom one day. She looked everywhere. It was gone. So she got out another and went about her day ... rode up the elevator with a bunch of colleagues, talked to a few more on her way back to her desk before sitting down and discovering it ... stuck to her ID badge!! There for all to see!

By Blogger EB72, at 1:21 AM  

Time to tie a sweater around your waist and call it a day.

By Blogger Blonde Justice, at 10:14 PM  

haha. You should see me after I babysit my baby grandsons. I'm covered with play dough, silly putty and mashed bananas.

By Anonymous colleen, at 1:10 PM  

Trust me, if it were poo, you would have smelled it first. Just saying!

By Blogger Ming the Merciless, at 10:37 PM  

lol. that's so funny

By Blogger TCho, at 11:16 PM  

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