Monday, September 10, 2012
( 2:33 AM ) teahouse
Dinosaurs Are Smart
We set up a "cage" in the living room to keep the baby enclosed.
But he keeps crawling around, testing the perimeter.
Just like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park!
Yes, it's only a matter of time before he finds the weaknesses and exploits them. He will make his escape and stomp around the entire house, terrorizing us.
Although today he was relatively quiet.
I suspect he's onto something else..specifically, setting up a booby trap, with plans to lure me inside and then make his move. Once he incapacitates me, he'll be free to get out!
Hold on.... I return to blogging... and find out you had a baby while I was away!! Congrats!!
it might take 14 more years but I'm sure it'll happen.
Just don't forget to electrify his cage. Because once the power goes out, he'll get loose for sure.
We miss you